Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Riccota or Cottage?

In the most inane poll yet, the Globe and Mail asks "Would you be more or less inclined to vote for the federal Liberals if fiddler Ashley MacIsaac were leading the party?"

Since TG&M has committed its staff to such deep analysis I have some suggestions for some future polls.

  • Who is a better ambassador for Canadian hockey, Todd Bertuzzi or Danny Heatley.
  • Who is more irritating, Celine Dion or Shania Twang
  • Rocky or Bullwinkle?
  • Survivor or The Apprentice?
  • Nipple electrodes or the anal pear?

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