Wednesday, February 22, 2006

When Egos Collide

From the CBC: Trump Dumps on Martha. Excerpt:

Trump blasted back in a harsh letter to Stewart published Tuesday, charging that she should take responsibility for her "failed show." He attacked her performance on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, that of her daughter and criticized her current daytime lifestyle show, Martha. "Essentially, you made this firing up just as you made up your sell order of ImClone," Trump wrote.

I can just picture the epidsode of Celebrity Death Match now. ~~~~ cue dream sequence ~~~ The Donald (in a blue pin striped Armani three piece and patten gucci kicks) comes off the top rope with a flying scissor kick to the throat. But Martha, (in a simple pale green skirted ensemble) in a move perfected in the stir, side steps, grabs him by the comb-over and stuffs a dozen currant scones down his throat. As she walks away she is heard to exclaim "that aught to shut your cake hole. Trump your fired!" Back in her corner, Martha picks up a fountain pen and starts to write "Dear Donald ....."

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